In honor of this fabulously insightful tweet, I felt it was of utmost importance to list what other things “Twitter is… “ I have no doubt that after this post reaches the stratospheric heights of popularity it deserves, I will become the world’s largest Hummel figurine.
- Twitter is like pot roast for vegetarians.
- Twitter is like cell phone for deaf people.
- Twitter is like dividing by zero for your pet’s food bowl.
- Twitter is like plaid stockings on a solar access panel.
- Twitter is like yielding for children at the circus. Then eating them.
- Twitter is like shooting your mouth off in a marathon.
- Twitter is like bubble gum for the fifth dentist.
- Twitter is like Aqua-Net for lions.
- Twitter is like meat cushions for your Lay-Z-Boy.
- Twitter is like one strained simile after another. None of which actually apply.