(Note: yet another lame draft of something I decided to just put out there so it doesn’t stare at me longingly like a forgotten waif that was the result of a mistaken relationship betwixt myself and the town pastor. I know most, if not all, of it is crap, but I have to give it its due before I launch myself into superstardom. Plus from what I understand of the Internet, many people enjoy crap! Shit, I’m numbah one! Enjoyish!)
- Closer? I hardly even was introduced to her in the parlor after a long series of impersonal letters and closed-door negotiation sessions between third parties!
- Scalp me once, shame on you. Scalp me twice, holy shit you cocksucker.
- Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. Fire ugh ugh. Rock.
- As hardy as a flock of Dodos.
- Muskets don’t kill people. Smallpox does. If you’re an Indian and you like blankets. Suckers.
- A witch in the river’s worth two on the cart.
- I like Pike! (sponsored by the Pike Advisory Board)
Tags: hahafunnynot, late late late, old news
Scalp me twice, uh won’t get scalped agin!
An ale a day keeps the barber away.
you are reminding me of Sarah Vowell! Me Wordy Shipmate