In honor of this fabulously insightful tweet, I felt it was of utmost importance to list what other things “Twitter is… “ I have no doubt that after this post reaches the stratospheric heights of popularity it deserves, I will become the world’s largest Hummel figurine.
- Twitter is like pot roast for vegetarians.
- Twitter is like cell phone for deaf people.
- Twitter is like dividing by zero for your pet’s food bowl.
- Twitter is like plaid stockings on a solar access panel.
- Twitter is like yielding for children at the circus. Then eating them.
- Twitter is like shooting your mouth off in a marathon.
- Twitter is like bubble gum for the fifth dentist.
- Twitter is like Aqua-Net for lions.
- Twitter is like meat cushions for your Lay-Z-Boy.
- Twitter is like one strained simile after another. None of which actually apply.
First!
Have you decided that’s the figurine you want to be, or was it just an example? If you’d browsed a few places further to the right, you could have found the 23 piece set (basic) with not just angels, but camels as well. Frigging camels!
It’s like rain on your wedding day. It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid. Amirite?
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As I said in my @reply on Twitter, the number one reason why that was a dumb analogy is that video games are video games for adults.
I think writing bad analogies might be your superpower, or special move, if you will.
For my part, I submit: Twitter is like making a fool of yourself for dumb people.