HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!

Happy Anniversary to me! Just about a year ago was the last time I logged into here and checked my moderation queue!

WHAT A BOUNTY OF WONDERFUL DEALS AND WELLWISHERS I FOUND FROM AROUND THE WORLD!!! OVER 1300 OF THEM!!!

(mostly from Russia)

Thanks so much for enjoying my words. And for helping me lengthen my penis. As always, I lengthen my penis for you. My fans.

I can only hope that by thanking you for my penis lengthening, you send me more valuable penis lengthening information. I’ll also take thickening!

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5 Responses to “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!”

  1. Niteowl says:

    I don’t know how you find the time to blog so damn much, but KUDOS TO YOU!

  2. Katya says:

    If by blog you mean lengthening penises, well… I deserve the kudos. And some ice.

  3. Niteowl says:

    Remember, don’t try and force it out, let it grow naturally with Bovine Hormone Suppllment. Nobody has the Kegel power to get it to grow by forcing it. No one.

  4. Katya says:

    Why do you need to sully such an innocent occasion with your smutty recommendations. You are the problem with the world today.

  5. monitron says:

    I read this entire post in Paul F. Tompkins’ voice.

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