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Twitter is…

Monday, February 16th, 2009

In honor of this fabulously insightful tweet, I felt it was of utmost importance to list what other things “Twitter is… ”   I have no doubt that after this post reaches the stratospheric heights of popularity it deserves, I will become the world’s largest Hummel figurine.

  • Twitter is like pot roast for vegetarians.
  • Twitter is like cell phone for deaf people.
  • Twitter is like dividing by zero for your pet’s food bowl.
  • Twitter is like plaid stockings on a solar access panel.
  • Twitter is like yielding for children at the circus.  Then eating them.
  • Twitter is like shooting your mouth off in a marathon.
  • Twitter is like bubble gum for the fifth dentist.
  • Twitter is like Aqua-Net for lions.
  • Twitter is like meat cushions for your Lay-Z-Boy.
  • Twitter is like one strained simile after another.  None of which actually apply.