Posts Tagged ‘alms’

Wherein I Ask For Your Assistance Towards Greatishness

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Hello. How are you? How’s the job/family/unemployment line/pimp?

Sit down! Would you like anything? Fresca/glass of milk/blood transfusion/hand job?

You’re looking well, you know that? Been working out? No? Could have surprised me. You must have to beat the men/women/stray dogs/mail-order-appendages off with a stick! Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

So, why did I call you in here today? Well, I have a problem.. a problem that you, and only you, can help me with. You see, I’m working on writing, but things have gotten stale. I need some fun. I need some verve. I need what only you can give me. No, besides that. Yeah, that was fun. Ha ha. Memories.

I thought we’d play a little game to help me with this problem o’ mine. No, not like that game. Man, we had some good times in the old days, didn’t we? That’s what our rap sheets say at least!

Annnnyway, yeah. So, what I’m looking for are some ideas from YOU of what I might want to write about. Like a premise, or a character, or a concept. Maybe a title. Something! I’ll go through the responses I get and pick one and see what I can do with it, then put it up here for the spam bots to peruse (so yeah, ideas about Cialis and russian brides are a plus!).

I can’t promise how long it will take to get stuff written, but part of this experiment is me attempting to write without over thinking the process and taking forever. My goal would be to try to get something, anything, up every couple days or so. Might be funny, might be an essay, might be fiction, maybe a haiku! We’ll see how it goes. Hopefully it won’t be a disappointment.

Yeah, like that time in the mountains. Look, why do you have to keep bringing that up? You got what you asked for… don’t blame me for your mumbling. Especially not when you choose to wear that outfit yourself. Oh I can’t stay mad at you for long. Butterfly kisses!

I’m glad you were able to stop by. I really am! Please, think about my proposition and leave me some thoughts in the comments section. I eagerly await your brilliant/common/plagiarized ideas. And if you don’t have any ideas, hey.. that’s fine. Disappointing, but fine. I’ll still try to get stuff up regularly. They’ll just be stained by my tears over your thoughtlessness.

Be safe and have a great time tonight at the bar/playing with the kids/sharing a single bean between your hobo friends/selling yourself for bus fare! XOXO!!!